Funny online dating taglines

04-Jul-2015 15:18

I know that for me personally, when a guy doesn’t lead with his OE pic but rather slips it in around photo number three or four, I’m sold.It’s such a subtle touch that says, “I’m not gonna jump right out immediately and brag, but I am going to let you know: I would love to meet the two guys who were consulting one another for dating counsel and accidentally spawned what has to be the strangest advice resulting in the most proliferated theme of Tinder: “Dude.New York City should be the heart in the land of opportunity, but instead, these caps limit opportunity for thousands every year.

No one can see taglines unless they click on your picture, and if someone’s rapid-fire swiping with abandon, mark my words, they don’t have time for the whole paternity-test reveal. Was this photo taken for your Linked In, your acting portfolio, or as a gift for your mom that transitioned into your multi-purpose profile picture?

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